Amuseables Asparagus

Amuseables Asparagus is currently pursuing the world record for, well, the most world records.

• 8.7" x 2.8" x 2.8" size, with a 7" sitting height, made from soft polyester with polyester fiber and PE bean filling
• Already holds several impressive titles: Fastest Shoelace Knotter (Vegetable Division), Longest Polite Applause, and Most Consecutive Cups of Tea Made While Wearing Roller Skates
• How to play: enlist him for a pretend "world record attempt" across the living room floor (clipboard included)
• Ages 3 and up

With boundless enthusiasm and impeccably neat tips, Asparagus is convinced that one more certificate will earn him his ultimate title: Most Determined Stalk in History.